The first post of a new blog is always the most awkward. You're consciously aware, almost without a doubt, that no one is going to read what you're writing. And if they do, they don't care. Normally you can spot a new blog from a mile away. They're typified by their highly self- conscious first posts, attempting to explain what it is they're going to write about and a little about themselves all the while apologising for how silly they must sound talking to themselves.
Well.
You'll get none of that here.
I'm already 70% sure I'm partially insane, so talking to myself isn't something I apologise for. Anyway, I'm going off on a tangent, you'll get to know me through my posts. Anyway, that is all for this evening.
Until next time,
Jordan. (The angry bartender.)
Posted at 1:32am Australian Time.
